so it's come to this

Maggie Appel reached new levels of procrastination today and created herself a blog. I think it's safe to say that you, too, will find yourself putting things off longer than usual to read all of the fiddle faddle that I manage to believe is worth sharing with the world. I say world because I assume all of planet Earth (and then some) will be interested in hearing what I have to say about stuff. Also, fiddle faddle isn't really anything but candy-coated popcorn, but now that I have a blog it means whatever I want it to mean.

I name this blog EVERYONE POOPS because it's true, and I think it's really important to remember that small fact in this day and age. You can interpret it literally, metaphorically, sexually, however you like-- all I ask is that you always remember that everyone takes a dump, at least once a day (unless you're as constipated as...Heidi Montag? 10 plastic surgeries or no, I get that vibe from her). So I leave you today with a photo of someone who pinches a loaf each and every day, in case you forgot.

Katie Couric poops.

so does every member of Arcade Fire.