Now it's 1:00am

It's cold but the window must be open. Bubble wrap forever. This pillow is far superior to that one. What if mom died? Metric has some really good songs. Why the chai tea so late? I think he thought I was being sarcastic. Breakfast will be nice. Woah, she really gained weight. I could just be a construction worker. I really want to watch Titanic. This land is your land, this land is my land! Wet lumps of glue covered in glitter. Clarissa didn't explain shit. Scuffle in the alley. Veterinary anything is so expensive. I bet he's not half as smart as he seems. I could pee, or just fall asleep. That chap stick really did the trick. Hey, that rhymes. What if there was a snake in my bed? Jesus. I wonder if the butler has his own life. God I want to go to Coachella. Candy necklaces are disgusting in every way. 'Dollup' is a stupid word but I like it. What if college is pointless? His nipples certainly don't seem as sensitive as mine. I should be reading right now. I'm happy Jennifer Love-Hewitt isn't around anymore. I secretly want an iPad. Maybe no one actually likes me. No, they do. Savory is superior to sweet. Cat-Dog sucked. What if it fades away? I could easily go the rest of my life without seeing Mary Poppins again. Christmas was fun. Bologna. Having testicles seems so bizarre. My life would drastically improve if I were a genius. My life would drastically improve if I were a genius with testicles. Video games seem like such a waste of time. Goodbye Libra, hello Scorpio! Why punch somebody in the nose for no reason? Snow White, what a whore.