I’ve been thinking about romantic comedies a lot lately. Haven’t you? I hope not. Also, I was lying—most days I pretend they don’t exist, and you should too. However, today I really did manage to think about rom-coms for a solid 20 minutes or so. It was exhausting, pointless, and embarrassing; kind of like watching a romantic comedy. Anyway, I challenged myself to think of a shitty title and equally shitty storyline for 3 romantic comedies in 3 minutes. Soon I realized more time would be necessary and I requested an extension, which I then approved.
Here’s what I came up with:
Let Your Love Grow
A tree-hugging hippie environmentalist chick (i.e., a tiny recycling tank top and wavy yet flawless hair) straps herself to a tree to protest some kind of logging operation we’re all supposed to care about. Despite her green beliefs, she seems to be falling for the rugged, handsome, charming lumberjack who makes continuous attempts to coax her down. Can the two of them settle their differences for love?
Call Me
Two strangers connect on a plane ride, though both are involved in relationships . When the plane lands they go their separate ways, each without realizing they grabbed the other’s identical iPhone! Madness ensues as they spend a week in NYC with each other’s phones.
Shout Out Love
I suppose that's it until next time.
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